Soft Toy Enthusiast Pillows

John couldn't bring himself to give up his childhood friends!

Teddy and friends.

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Werewolves of London..."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Teddy Time Bears

Acme Toys Ltd

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

Help me!

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'