"And don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we used to sleep together!"
Soft Toy Aficionado Mugs
Brighten their day with a mug that celebrates their soft toy passion. Perfect for cozy mornings or playful coffee breaks, these mugs bring humor and warmth to any soft toy enthusiast's routine.
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
Director/Action Man toy.
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Dog Hunting Trophies.
"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."
The Rubber Ball Company
"That'll be five bucks."
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'
Rocking Horse
"Werewolves of London..."
Toy plane with pilot eject.
Toy Shops and Educated Children
Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company
"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"
"It's his emotional support animal."
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
Childlike love
Teddy and friends.
One!
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
Teddy Time Bears
"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."
What can I play?
Jack in the box on strike.
Inaction Figure
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Help me!
Remote Control Duck
Toys
"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"
Soft Toy Aficionado Mugs Collection
Soft Toy Aficionado Pillows
Add personality to their home with pillows inspired by their soft toy obsession. Perfect for cuddling or decorating, these pieces offer cozy charm.
Soft Toy Aficionado Prints
Bring joy to their decor with prints that showcase their soft toy passion. Perfect for adorning walls with playful and creative art.
Soft Toy Aficionado T-Shirts
Looking for a fun t-shirt for your soft toy fan? Discover playful designs that let their love for plush toys shine through in their wardrobe.