Socks-free Rocker Gifts

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Old rocker.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Popera!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Santa Metal Claus

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Rock n'roll.

Where missing laundry socks go!

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Santana Claus

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"I'm a rockhound."

Kissing bench with rockers

"The bad news....we have to remove the leg. The good news...No more unused odd socks!"

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

Keith Richards