Sock Maverick Pillows

The Origin of Laundry Day

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Missing sock

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'