Sock Maverick Mugs

The Origin of Laundry Day

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Missing sock

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"