Society Swot Gifts

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Politicians are from Uranus.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Before the riots/after the riots

"How is it in Russia?"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape