Society Gossip Pillows

"Apparently that's his new little laptop."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Wine Talking

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

Weditorials

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'