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Invasion of Privacy

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

JET (Part I)

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

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"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"