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"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'She's so put together!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'Botox...'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

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'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

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The Original Gossip Columns

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Legs up to here!"

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

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