Digital Gossip Pillows

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'Botox...'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Weditorials

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

'Take a letter,'

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Legs up to here!"

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"The defibrillators are used when someone is either having a heart attack or trying to leave early."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."