Socialite Satirists Pillows

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Occu-Pie Mars

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The prying mantis,

"Yes, one is a dog."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I'm after the history section."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Inhospitality tent.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

War of Words

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"All the better to ignore you with."