Socialite Extraordinaire Gifts

The card room at Bath

"My email is down... talk to me."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

I drive, therefore I am.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Brian's considering the optics."

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"