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'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Sloaney Pony.

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Children's Party

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Glyndebourne

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I read 'Art News.'"

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Speed Dating

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

A Trying Moment.