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"Quality of life insurance protects you and your family in the event of the death of your life style."

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

The patriotic conference

"I always feel like a third and fifth wheel in social situations."

'Oi, where's my cup of tea then?'

Club Heaven.

A Tramp spraying Eau de Toilet.

Desert Island Social Distancing

"You know, there are other emojis."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"But how many followers do you have?"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'