"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."
Social Poet Gifts
Looking for a gift for a social poet? These imaginative products capture the playful spirit of those who love to craft words, share ideas, and inspire conversations. Whether for a friend, partner, or yourself, find items that reflect their creative social flair. From witty mugs to artful prints, this collection celebrates the art of expressing thoughts with humor and style.
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
Edgar Allen Poe
"Do me next."
"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
"Now I really hate poetry."
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Why we need poetry. . .
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings
John Bunyan
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
Dating an English Major
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
"Yes, one is a dog."
"Oh, this old thing?"
Letters escape from a caged book.
"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"
Cafe Momus from La Boheme
Social Poet Gifts Collection
Social Poet Mugs
Discover more social poet-inspired mugs—each one designed to bring humor and insight to your coffee or tea breaks.
Social Poet Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate the social poet's creative spirit—ideal for brightening any room with humor and personality.
Social Poet Prints
Browse inspiring prints for social poets—beautifully crafted to enhance their space and showcase their poetic flair.
Social Poet T-Shirts
Explore our collection of social poet-themed t-shirts—perfect for expressing their love of words and social wit in stylish comfort.