Social Norms Explorer Gifts

Foot tap

"Oh don't worry he's not rude, he said hello. Just check your messages."

'Edgar, I'm thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

I hear my husband! Quick, take your clothes off!

As terrific as she was at painting....

"At weddings you can do that but not at funerals!"

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

"You're not going to believe this, but you're pregnant."

"I don't like small talk."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Sorry, these are saved."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"