Social Network Hobnobber Pillows

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Networking

Obsession with the Internet.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Chasebook

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Today's love

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Online marriage ceremony.