Social Network Explorer Pillows

'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'You never retweet me anymore.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Tempus fugit (Time flees)

Networking

Bird Tweet.

Mark Zuckerberg

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The four housemen of procrastination

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Body Systems

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Cyber Dream

Books vs mobile phones

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Man-mobile

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

We met online.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Bubbies and technology

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."