Social Media Trendsetters Gifts

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Giraffe Selfie

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'Nice bling!'

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'