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"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

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Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Giraffe Selfie

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

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"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'Nice bling!'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'