Social Media Sharpshooter Pillows

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

City Marathon.

Obsession with the Internet.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Like.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

Cooking Cowboy

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Well, you're the least experienced candidate, but you're the only one who understands social media. Congratulations, the job is yours."

'These geek mixers never work.'

"Now take a selfsie and twit it with the hashtag 'Not-So-Great-Britain'."

'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

Online Agitation

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"How long have you been watching a dog chasing his tail?"

Shoot your own apples

"Of course, it is difficult living your life in the public eye."

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

'Don't panic! People often lose their pulse when they're following live blogs.'

"I don't believe in zombies."

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."