Social Media Sharpshooter T-Shirts

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Obsession with the Internet.

City Marathon.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Like.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Global stocks shot up on news Trump has 'Twitter-block!'"

Cooking Cowboy

"Well, you're the least experienced candidate, but you're the only one who understands social media. Congratulations, the job is yours."

'These geek mixers never work.'

"Now take a selfsie and twit it with the hashtag 'Not-So-Great-Britain'."

'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'

'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'

"I like you, but only in a Facebook thumbs up kind of way."

Conducting a blue bird.

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

Online Agitation

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"How long have you been watching a dog chasing his tail?"

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"Of course, it is difficult living your life in the public eye."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Shoot your own apples

'Google, google, twitter, twitter!'

'Don't panic! People often lose their pulse when they're following live blogs.'