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"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Whatever!

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"This new guy's really good!"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

"It's opening day."

"In other words homogenius."

A group of hunters.

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

Shooting in Ireland

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

Shooting

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"Can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

"Have your people get in touch with my people."