Sharpshooter Stylist T-Shirts

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Great tights!"