"Getting my daily news fix."
Social Media Scrapper Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their love for social media scrapping. Perfect for relaxing after hours of digital discovery.
Hiding the electronics.
"I'm bored."
City Marathon.
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.
"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."
Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer
Like.
Hidden Facebook Features
Facebook in the Boxing Ring
My Countree
"At last - no Trump."
"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."
"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"
"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."
"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."
Fakebook
"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."
Procrastination Bucket List
"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."
"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"
'Tell me something about yourself that I haven't Googled.'
"I have to get this project finished."
"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"
"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"
Social Media When People Have A Perfect Life/Reality TV When People Have A Screwed Up Life
"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"
'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'
"You can also diagnose narcissism with them."
"Did you research and verify before posting this?"
Social Media Scrapper Pillows Collection
Social Media Scrapper Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating social media scrappers—fun, personalized designs perfect for their morning brew.
Social Media Scrapper Prints
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Social Media Scrapper T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for digital enthusiasts—add some wit and personality to their wardrobe.