Social Media Mishaps Gifts

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Man's best friend with benefits"

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Two hunters and a near miss

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

"Just curious, Edward. Have you ever butt dialed another woman?"

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."

Man shot in the legs

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'I guess that wasn't the 'HELP' key.'

"On this very sad occasion - and on all occasions - I’d like to remind everyone that I graduated from Harvard."

"Who dares summon covfefe?"

This end up - You idiot.

Tie caught in the Fax

"It was a great first date. And I loved hearing how your body stores fat differently than other people."

My post got six "yikes".

'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'

"Come on, honey! Let's break the internet!"

A man stumbling as his bus comes to a halt.