Phone Mishaps Gifts

"Just curious, Edward. Have you ever butt dialed another woman?"

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Social network site runs into trouble.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Call centre musicians

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.'

"Plan B is firing however came up with Plan A."

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

'Call back some other time. I'm awfully busy ignoring you.'

'I don't KNOW who I declared war on - It was a wrong number!'

'All that training and he walks into the mike.'

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Sorry about pocket dialing you last night... And then pocket texting, and then pocket emailing, and then pocket leaving angry voicemails, and then..."

"Yes, this is Mr. Potus ...no, not the President of the United States."

'The number you have dialled is your own, you will be billed a $25.00 moron charge.'

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

'...it had better not be for your father!'

"Who dares summon covfefe?"

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.

Tie caught in the Fax

'Damn! Another dropped call!'

'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'