Social Media Elf Pillows

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"Did you get my tweet?"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Pacemakers.

Accept cookies?

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Break Time at the Computer Lab.

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

Elf from Falstaff

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

Shelf on an Elf

Skeleton rises from grave to take selfie

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"