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If Disney was a software company

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Windows or Mac?

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

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'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

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'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"Well, you're the least experienced candidate, but you're the only one who understands social media. Congratulations, the job is yours."

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"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

'I don't care WHO started it!'

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'