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Computer Expert

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

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'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Free Internet Access

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Witch Online

"Well, you're the least experienced candidate, but you're the only one who understands social media. Congratulations, the job is yours."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."