Social Media Angel Pillows

"I still maintain an online presence."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Creativity 2.0

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Ok, ok, last page.

Studying and technology

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

A dog poops an @ symbol.

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Content Creator

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)