Social Media Angel Pillows

"I still maintain an online presence."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Elephant ass selfie.

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Studying and technology

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Content Creator

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"Details of your firing will be posted on my Tik Tok after 6pm."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'