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"Any requests?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Shoe repair

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."