Social Media Break Taker Pillows

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

City Marathon.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Like.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"At last - no Trump."

Life is ghoul

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Grumpy Cow

Isolated by technology

Underrated tweet

Social Networks

"Son... promise me you'll send out a blast to my followers."

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

Worried about the machines taking over? Don't be.

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

'Are you tweeting about this?'

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Retiring from the rat race

Shellfie

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

Last Copter Ride