Social Invitation Analyzer Pillows

'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I decided to treat my employees like friends...now I hate all of them!"

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"I didn't know I was SUPPOSED to R. S. V. P!"

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Wedding Invites

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Silent Body Language

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

Hospitality.

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

Men telling stories

"I think you'll find that the most reliable labour saving device is still money!"

"What do you do for a living? I sue people. So you're an attorney? No I just sue people."

"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."

Girl putting her toys in groups

"I've just married your uncle Leonard, and I'm looking forward to your support."

'Did you receive my 'save the date' card?'

"B.Y.O.P.?" "Bring your own Prozac."

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

"He's old money, but, unfortunately, minus the money."

"Good God. My wife and my best friend."

Greeting 2020 Style

"Oh gosh, have I been talking too much again?"

Facebook and Propaganda

"Our dog took the most beautiful—" "Okay! Thank you, that'll be all!"

"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"

Manspreading.

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

"Who just shows up without calling?"