Social Identity Gifts

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Prejudice/Empathy

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"Could you answer a few questions about our economy."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

Secret Identity Theft.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

The back of the Taj Mahal.