Identities Gifts

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Congratulations!

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Nikolai Gogol

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"