Identities Prints

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Congratulations!

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Nikolai Gogol

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

Secret Identity Theft.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."