Social Commentary Buff Pillows

Abandon all eye contact ye who enter here.

"Son, life is unfair, but not at our level."

'...and I'm a TSA agent.'

'It was stolen for scrap--kind of fitting, in it's own way.'

'Since I went broke, people seem to avoid me, as if I have an infectious disease... Am I overreacting, Susan? Susan??!'

"You've been cancelled."

"When Daddy says we're dead broke, he doesn't mean we're poor."

George Orwell

"That's right. A real war with real victims and real casualties. Unfortunately The War of Withering Sarcasm wasn't one of those sexy wars the media likes to report on."

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

'I'm sorry, I thought you were an intruder!'

To give 20p text TRAMP to 88823.

Obey the Book or be damned!

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

'You were right. You just can't convey the same sense of despair with a whiteboard.'

Spare some change... or I will eat the dog.

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

Test Your Ram Raiding

"Christmas is a time for giving....So I'd like you to give me all your money!"

Panhandler meters: 'Need more change to keep this spot.'

"I really would've just settled for some spare change."

"Charles and I are planning a winter break sleeping rough in a charming little loading bay behind Lidl."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"And who gets it in the neck with affirmative action? The other white meat."

"You must be the new guy!"

"We will begin with Schubert's 'Unfinished' Symphony, and that will be followed by Beethoven's 'Unwanted Sexual' Overture."

"He's certainly been getting a lot more than his normal share of media coverage lately."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"You know, there are other emojis."