Social Class Analyst Gifts

'Frank got a job? I wish you had said something. You know I don't like to hang around that type.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

World Financial Mafia

"Come in, minion."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'It's your debt to society.'

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Not Dead yet

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

Progress

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

We'll be back with more of man's inhumanity to man...

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

I want to die! Where is everyone? You panic every birthday! Why do I put myself through this?

'We were having a debate on the separation of church and state when I pointed out that it's not constitutional to care for the poor and sick, but is church doctrine. . .'