Social Aversion Appreciator Gifts

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Alms Bank

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Pencil eraser."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Bashful Royal Guard

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

The Scream take its temperature

"He works and plays well with others."

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

'I'm allergic to sand.'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"Sorry to end it like this... it's not that I don't like you... it's just that nobody does.

Learn from your mistakes...this is the last time I let you talk me into a double date.

'I'm sure we haven't met. I use a telephoto lens.'

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

"Just this once can you not relate my life story to our purchases?"

"Frankly, he's a lousy sober."

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

"He was never one to waste words."