Appreciator Of Social Skills Gifts

"He works and plays well with others."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Jarvis Cocker

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Alms Bank

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Are you talking to me?"

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

'The easy part was training him not to beg.'

'You guys are real friends!'

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

McHappy

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."

"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"

Intellectual support animal

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'Come on, I did it for you...'

'In addition I have some valuable information about your fly.'

'All right, I'll fight you if you insist, but I hope we can be friends afterwards.'

It's always nice to get together with other cartoon animals and compare notes

"...and this is my better half...!"

"That's it Bruce, get the darn ants, they're driving me crazy!"