Soccer Tricks Pro Pillows

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

"We might need that ball, boy!"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Football

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Blazer details Fifa bribes

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Football merchandise - Replica bungs

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Ancient man sculpting a football.

James Ward-Prowse

'Trick play! Trick play!'

"Vampires are scary but they don't know it since they can't see themselves in mirrors."

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

'If it makes you feel any better, when I was your age, bullies used to put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back, too.'

A woman wearing a football pitch hat

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Football prayers.

'I'm just saying - it doesn't help morale.'

Remote controlled foul ball incidents.