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"Yes, haven't we metaphor?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

I think you're ace

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Funky Facts: Football.

"Bed Spread"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Dogs life

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Dogs are men."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'Your Grounded!'

"What can I say? I was an English major."

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

Self Raising Flour

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Barbed Pen

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