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"Yes, haven't we metaphor?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Funky Facts: Football.

"Bed Spread"

I think you're ace

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Dogs life

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Dogs are men."

'Your Grounded!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Self Raising Flour

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

Barbed Pen