Soccer Drama King Gifts

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Great Therapy!'

To read or not to read?

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

"The season finale of the world is near."

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

Siegfried is speared

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"He claims it's the end of all humanity. It's amazing how kids overreact when their phone battery dies."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."