Drama King Gifts

'I've hired this musician to play a sad melody while I give you a sob story why I didn't do my homework. It's actually quite effective.'

'Read all about it! My therapy group says I have an irrational need to be the center of attention.'

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'That's enough about me, now let's concentrate on you. What did you think of my performance?'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

What to wear...what not to wear.

Casting for Heroes series II.

'I was a magician. First they charged me with murder, then changed it to fraud - for only pretending to cut a person in half.'

Jack Gleeson

"Just because you got a lead role in community theater doesn't mean our handyman has to avoid eye contact."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Now stay off this foot for a few weeks please."

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

"Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Loving the passion but needing the motivation, make me believe you are fouled."

"This is my favourite part!"

'AAAARRRGGHHHH, I want my mummy.'

"Help...Help...I can't swim!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'Look! Make your mind up - do you want to go to football training or don't you, Geoffrey?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"

Audition. Script. He plays every role with that scowl --- His motto is "Anything you can do, I can do bitter."

Community Playhouse. Actually, live theater is always in 3-D. (Published originally on March 11, 2014.)

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"The season finale of the world is near."

"And you! What are you doing to help Aida and Radames? Will you just sit there and let them die?"