Drama Master Gifts

'We're hoping to release him over the Grand Canyon.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Southwark Fair.

'Hamlet'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Jack Gleeson

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."