Sober Curious Gifts

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"I'm getting not-so-subtle hints of Dry January remorse, envy and resentment."

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"What the hell was in that?!"

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

"About time!"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Drink kills.

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed

Designated Drivers Area

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

"How's your dry January going?"

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

Designated driver at a party.

Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Wine Humor Cartoon

"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."

"-And now, gentleman, raise your glasses...."

"Dry January?"

'Surely you have one friend who could stay sober long enough to be Best Man?'