Sober Curious Gifts

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"What the hell was in that?!"

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"About time!"

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Drink kills.

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

Designated Drivers Area

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

"How's your dry January going?"

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

Designated driver at a party.

Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."

"Dry January?"

"-And now, gentleman, raise your glasses...."

'Why am I always the designated driver?'

'Surely you have one friend who could stay sober long enough to be Best Man?'

The End...