Soap Juggler Gifts

Slippery soap while washing your hands

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Multi-Tasking

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Moving in

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

The Communicator

Overworked

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Working from Home: In/Still In

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

Woman holding two phones together.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Multitasking.

"Gotta go."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Extreme Coworking Space

'Attack!'

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."

'The doofus has gone and hanged himself again. . .'

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'