Soap Juggler Gifts

Slippery soap while washing your hands

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Multi-Tasking

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Moving in

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

The Communicator

Overworked

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Working from Home: In/Still In

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Woman holding two phones together.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

"Gotta go."

Multitasking.

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Extreme Coworking Space

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Attack!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."