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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I love this time of year."

A skier and a paraglider

Flake News

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"It covers up all the debt."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."