Snowy Style Enthusiasts Gifts

"What about letting your hair air dry?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A skier and a paraglider

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

Weather today.

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"It covers up all the debt."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."